Christine's Solution

Christine: YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND YOUR MOTHER WAS A HORRIBLE WOMAN.
Erik: What's--why can't I see??
Me: She's wrapped herself around you like a monkey. Also your face is buried in her chest.
Christine: Your mother didn't hug you so now I will hug you forever for all the times you were never touched. Meaning I'm never letting go of you. Ever.
Me: ....I''ll leave you to it then.

As 13foxywolf666 said, "Tits in face. Sounds like he'll never want for affection again!"


You see, Christine has found the answer. To everything. To the reason we live.
To the universe itself.
For as the great Cr1tikal said, "when titties and nipples collaborate, they form a flawless entity. On a woman, the titties and the nipples are flawless. A woman's titties and nipples make up everything in this world. Everything in this world currently exists because of a woman's titties, and their nipples. Everything is existing, right now, just to see titties and nipples. A common misconception in today's society; we think the universe is expanding, that's not the case, the universe is simply trying to get closer to a woman's titties and nipples. That is the reason the universe continues to grow."

Well, Christine has found the truth behind life.

And a perfect way to never get scolded for hitting a wrong note ever again.